today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.
i want to sit on a rooftop with you at 2 in the morning and listen to your favorite songs and talk about how pretty the stars are
I just looked at a fly and said “you piece of shit” without realizing I made an accidental pun to an insect
Anonymous asked: have you lost anything in your vagina?
CAS IS ALL LIKE ‘LOOK AT ME DOING THE HUMAN’ AND ‘WOW IM ALSO DOING THE UNDERCOVER HUMAN’ ‘IM SO PROFESSIONAL LOOK LOOK I CALLED YOU AGENT EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THAT YOURE SAM. SAM WINCHESTER LOOK AT ME DO THE ACTING WOW
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
the moon song || karen o ft. ezra koenig
I’m lying on the moon
my dear, I’ll be there soon
it’s a quiet starry place
times we’re swallowed up in space
we’re here a million miles away
Why do I find pictures of luke studying so attractive?
Yes the proper way to hug a girl is to finger her aashole
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